Thursday, March 26, 2009

I am eating Haagen Dazs right now...

and reading about Tracy Anderson, the super trainer to Madonna and Gwyneth. Her method involves using little muscles to make bodies "teeny-tiny". I like it, I like the idea of being teeny tiny don't you? I can't say I've ever been teeny-tiny. Well there was that one time...with my back surgery, I was unconscious for nearly 2 weeks and didn't eat solid food. I was teeny-tiny then, but alas I couldn't walk. Hey, minor details right? at least I looked fabulous in that body cast.

According to Tracy, "Madonna will never run again, the 50's year old's muscles want to become enormous" and that "All I care about is how good Madonna's butt looks in her fishnets". I. Love. This. Woman.

You can read the full article here

and now I'm ordering her I gulp down another spoonful of HD before it's exiled.


Petunia Face said...

And I just ate a rice krispy treat! And an it's it.

Hey--if you seriously want to advertise on my blog you are more than welcome!


karey m. said...

crap. crap. crap. i need that body.

i also needed to kirtsy this.

MaNiC MoMMy™ said...

I'd like to think her personality totally sucks.

Jim said...

let me know how you like it. I almost ordered it a few months ago. she's gorg herself isn't she?

And who doesn't want a booty like that? And girl... the ice cream will do nothing for the figure ;)