Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Conversation Sunday Evening: Music Boyfriend no.1
Watching the Grammy's with boyfriend [who believes any music not Stevie Ray Vaughn or Def Leppard is crap] he complains all the way through each nominee. Most especially rap music. I made him endure the program to watch Alicia Keys because my super-cougar-crush John Mayer was going to perform with her. This is how our conversation went:
Me: You know that I have a huge crush on him right?
him: That guy? Isn't he the whiney guy that sings "your body is a wonderland?" he says, in a mocking whiney tone.
me: Yes, and my body is a wonderland you ass!
him: Of course it is honey but he's horrible.
me: Well at the moment he's at the top of my "5 freebies". I'm sorry to tell you that I would have to cheat on you if he gave me the opportunity.
him: really? [realizing the severity of my crush] well OK, then.
me: I'll put a call into Penelope Cruz for you should that day arrive.
him: Cool, I'm down with that.
me walking into the bathroom to brush my teeth...
him: what does he got that I haven't got anyway?
me: He's young and rich.
him: laughing...all right I'll give you that one.
P.S. Miss SGM...I know you're a fan. How hot is his new hair cut? Pluuuezze already. so friggin cute.
Posted by Richie Designs at 7:58 PM