How much creamer?

Now you have two options on directing creamer quantity. This lovely mug for the more conservative drinker via Suck UK. Or you could just use this description that my very vocal friend gave to me as I was heading to buy us coffee "I like a lot of creamer, I want it the color of my nipple!" [and yes, she's has flashed me enough through our years of friendship, that I knew what this was]