Because I can't stop laughing

From the Fug Girls:
I actually think LC looks kind of great here. But for one thing: "A Cougar Stole My Man." PLEASE TELL ME THEY MEAN AN ACTUAL COUGAR. I want to read that story.

I think it's more like "A dingo took my baby"

God Bless Cosmo it is the truest cougar of them all.